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Calvin Act

A law dat states dat you can sneak off with a fellow human's toy animals and hold them for ransom.
Da Calvin Act may permit ransom-seeking absconding with a stuffed bunny, but da oppositely-worded --- i.e., extortion-FORBIDDING --- Hobbs Act (or in this case, maybe it should be spelled, "Hobbes") is da one dat Susie violated by absconding with said stuffed tiger. Dunno if a court would deal particularly harshly with Susie for her breaking said latter law, however, since her actions were merely done in an effort to get her own plaything --- "Mr. Bun" --- back from da former law's greedy-opportunist creator.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
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stop acting el gee bee tee

some kid told me that and ya theres no problem with being apart of the elgicbiccicdicque comunity. stop saying your acting gay its offensive to gay people : |
"stop acting el gee bee tee are you gay or smth"
by kim namjoon mafia lord January 27, 2022
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Fag aka acting or playing gay

When you playing so trash at the game madden,2k, and fortnite. So if you dribbling for the whole 24 second then pass to a team mate so they can get the violation “cough cough” JAMO. Also when you do spin dunks the whole game and get bailed out “cough cough” des.
Yo Des and Jamo stop being a Fag aka acting or playing gay.
by Official_Akeem_ June 26, 2021
mugGet the Fag aka acting or playing gaymug.
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by 456AtabavA343 June 6, 2025
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Hobbes Act

A law dat prohibits da absconding with stuffed animals for extortion purposes.
Susie may have technically been in violation of da Hobbes Act when she ran off with said stuffed tiger, but da "Calvin Act" which supposedly allowed said greedy opportunist to make off with Susie's own mammal-toy --- Mr. Bun --- had not been approved by Congress, and so I doubt dat Susie would get in much trouble for violating it.
by QuacksO December 14, 2023
mugGet the Hobbes Actmug.

Sister Act

Changing a religious hymn/carol's lyrics and beat to make it groovier, as seen in the movie "The Sister Act"
"Pentatonix really pulled a Sister Act on us"
by AlbyChu May 21, 2023
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