win-win situation

Sarcastic term for a "stacked deck" set of circumstances dat allows one lucky person to come out on top no matter which way things go.

Horny stud: How's this for deal --- if I win this game, YOU'LL agree to have sex with ME, and if YOU win, I'LL agree to have sex with YOU...??
Hot chick: Yeah, right --- THAT means l'd hafta spread my legs for you in ANY case --- talk about a "win-win situation"! :P :P

by QuacksO January 20, 2023

A win is a win

Used when you barely succeed at something in a way that isn’t expected or practical.

“Dude I forgot to study for the test”

“Didn’t you hear? The class yesterday all failed so it was postponed”

“A win is a win”

by drowwziie August 12, 2025

winning

Losing your extremely high-profile, high-paying job, your wife, your children and your mind and being too prideful to get help with the drug addiction and anger issues that caused you to lose them.

"I'm not bi-polar; I'm bi-winning!" -- Charlie Sheen, about his current winning streak

by Zukashin March 26, 2011

Perfect Duo Win

A win in which both members score and assist each other's goals, resulting in a 2-0 win

"And with that perfect duo win they take the best of 3"

by xXxIAskForConsentToDestroyPu$$ February 7, 2021

bi-winning

v-
1. The act of winning in one location (or state of mind), then prodeceding to win in another.

adj-
2. A word used to describe a person who can bang 7 gram rocks and finish them because that’s how they roll.

Example:

- Are you bi-polar?
- Bipolar? Wow! What does that even mean? I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?

by flashgordonfried March 30, 2011

Win Thread

When posting in a thread of a certain image board, if the operator deems the thread a win thread if one meets certain requirements, such as tits, rolling doubles, trips, or even quadruples, or posting teh lulz. If you succeed, you win the game forever, and whenever you would lose the game, you must instead inform them that you cannot ever lose.

Hey dude, The game, you lose.

Cool story Bro, except I rolled trips in a win thread, I cant lose, an hero faggot.

by The Colorado Panda June 23, 2011

Bi-Winning

When you win here and you win there. People who win everywhere.

Interviewer : Some people might say you are bi-polar
Charlie Sheen : Im bi-winning... I win here and I win there

by mrscruff1234 March 24, 2011