Titty Tuesday

Titty Tuesday occurs every Tuesday where you gotta pop a titty on a Tuesday when asked to.

Aye can’t wait for Titty Tuesday tomorrow

by TheRealWordGod April 19, 2021

Turtle tuesday

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe

aw man its turtle tuesday

by sircarno January 19, 2021

Wisconsin Tuesday

You get Swiss cheese, fill it with cum and eat it with your partner.

We just got back from harris teeter with some cheese. We’re going to Wisconsin Tuesday tonight.

by Mr.Rety April 4, 2022

fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.

“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already”

by David David's son April 16, 2024

Typical Tuesday Morning

Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.

Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.

by GalazyGuy July 26, 2022

it’s tuesday

used by essayist f.d. signifier; a knowledgeable and grounded perspective on social issues rather than a performative or idealized perspective.

“it’s hard to care about all the privileged discourse when real shit is going down.”

“yeah, it’s tuesday.”

by honalele August 21, 2022

Taskforce Tuesday

Taskforce Tuesday (and Taskforce Thursday) are two days of the week when the Strike Force/Narcotics Cops in Philly do the most work as far as arresting dealers and customers.

Nah I'm stayin' in today bro, it's Taskforce Tuesday.

by Ghostiano June 5, 2023