porn hair

When one's hair is slicked back, curly, and uncombed, resembling the appearance of a pornstar after an intense session.

After an encounter with kyla cole in the movie In Diana and the temple of Poon, I left the set with porn hair, while eating a jizz muffin.

by macowzke 927 September 8, 2003

public hair

Hair that is visible for all to see. Ie, hair on the top of your head. Only one letter from pubic hair, but still the complete oppocite.

- Mary has some really nice pubic hair.
- Dude, you haven't seen her naked!
- Oh. I meant public hair.

by Lehsk June 21, 2005

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

beckham hair

Hairstyle popularized by soccer pretty-boy David Beckham. It resembles a fish's fin when looked at from the side, but like a "horn" or "pyramid" when looked at front on. It is made by gelling both sides of the hair to meet in the middle. Has been followed and copied all over the world by guys who have no creativity to think up of their own original hairstyle and find the need to copy it. It was good when Beckham first done it, not when 40yr old balding men attempt to.

I was strolling in the streets and I saw countless men with beckham hair, it was like a city of wannabe clones.

by jerz May 5, 2006

Hair Guitar

The act of fiddling and playing with your privatesoutside of your clothing.

That dude makes me so nervous when he stands around playing hair guitar and then smells his fingers!

by MissGretchenV May 15, 2007

Hairography

The excessive use of hair flipping and flashy clothing to make up for lack of dancing ability and rhythm.

Those girls and their hairography.

by Ashleyy_Ann December 11, 2011

Shag Hair

A modern hairstyle with more layers on the top of the head than the bottom.

Thick hair makes shaggy hair look like a fashion mullet, which can be easily achieved with (of course) thick hair.

Fact: Shag hair is popular on most fobby (fabulous, as they call it) Asian girls.

by Chi Chopsticks June 21, 2008