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Dirty Pirate Hooker

Someone who sleeps around so much that she smells like a pirate.
Krystal wanted to sleep with Stephen but he said she was too much of a dirty pirate hooker.
by Operation Wolf February 29, 2012
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hooker

I will knock up a hooker
by dorky_unleashed October 18, 2022
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Hooker rinds

The crispy sheen of dried skin that accumulates on the bedding of cheap hotels
When Nick was checking the linens for bed bugs he found a huge matting of hooker rinds that made his stomach turn
by Brogantac July 6, 2019
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National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend

Always the second weekend in September. From that Friday to Sundown Sunday, all free passes to cheat on your girlfriend with a hooker.
Hey, I booked us a trip to Vegas for my 21st birthday. The second weekend in September. You know that’s National Cheat On Your Girlfriend With a Hooker Weekend!
by TheLongestDriveEver September 11, 2025
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dumpster hooker

A really.... really.... stinky hooker or a hookers vagina.
I hooked up Destiny last night. Her puss smelt like a dumpster hooker.
by Natef Warrior January 27, 2021
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Hooker Machine

The female equivilant of a 'pimp daddy'

A hooker machine has tons of guys wanting her and is very boss.
Sexy Guy 1: Wow, Breana and Taylor are super boss, I want them both so bad!
Sexy Guy 2: I know man, they are such Hooker Machines.
by BFrog101 May 20, 2011
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Hooker

Hooker/Thot/Slut Someone who dates/Fucks guys or girls for money

@ppointments only
Hey let's go get some hookers tonight since my girlfriends out of town
by thtDUDElorenzo March 16, 2018
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