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Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or nominated by the va'ad
"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"
by HaGoon March 28, 2023
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Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or decided by the Va'ad.
"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"
by HaGoon April 1, 2023
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Goon

Australian slang word for cask/boxed wine.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.

To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.
"What are you drinking tonight?" "Mate, I'm gonna get on the goon!"
by A.Welles April 11, 2023
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goon nugget

someone who is a goon or also defined as "not real"
person 1: bro that kid in my class is such a goon nugget
by smartysmartie223 April 16, 2023
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Goon

Goon is Samual birkin from Nuneaton likes to threaten woman
by Shuffle truffle April 29, 2023
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Goon

by anonymous May 7, 2023
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goonabomber

goonabomber is the act of gooning so hard that you start to feel like Ted Kaczynski instead of bombing universities with pipe bombs, YOU bomb them with coom instead its the act of cooming into a box and sending it to any big college / university.
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a gooner. And a coomer a goonabomber. And one night he goes off crazier edging more than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes his coom ready to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the coom,"Why so serious?" He sticks his pp in my mouth. "Lets put a SOME COOM on that face!" And..... Why so serious?
by goonerisaac August 27, 2023
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