The perfect woman, so dirty that she makes conversations the day after sex both uncomfortable and uncertain. You may feel as if you may need to find faith, go to confession or possibly cleanse yourself with some cathartic experience. But she will love you fiercely an like none other. If you ever find a dirty German girl that loves you - never let her go!
Kristin is such a dirty German girl. She straddled my face and made me lick her everywhere.... ass included.... and continued to ride until I almost passed out from being suffocated from cumming on my face. mein unendlich dreckiges deutsches Mädchen!
by Obsessedwithmypetitegermangirl July 23, 2018

german hacker man is 70 years of age. he grew up in a small town in germany, at the age of 26 he fled to the US. he lived in massachusetts for 10 years but moved to an island in the sea. at 45 he began to hack people and make them speak german! soon after he got arrested at 56 and his lovely mommy luckily bailed him out. he still lives today…hacking innocent lives.
by iwannacryanddie April 12, 2022

by Herr Lippbalm February 23, 2014

An exchange of feces, usually between two homosexual males, taking place from one anus to the other's. Best done with a special "German Stock Exchange" chair which straps one particpant into an upside-down seated position with a hole cut out of the seat upon which the first "broker" sits over to trade his "stock" through.
by Scottt M. James January 16, 2008

The act in which a person shats on another persons face, as close to the nose as possible, to create a mustache similar to Hitler's.
"Last night was crazy. This chick was from outta town and wanted some thing sweet, so I gave her a German Tootsie Roll."
by Matrixkid312 April 28, 2008

When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!
Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.
by maples123 May 9, 2009

A term for acting like a complete retard and shaking your hands all over the place and dancing. This may also include raping books and speaking french.
by BleedingAnus January 6, 2008
