Positively Medieval

Something that is so out of line, an old saying that is a pain to hear, or an outfit that hurts to see

“My goodness, did you see her hem? Six inches deep in mud. she looked positively medieval"- Caroline Bingley, Pride & Prejudice

by cherrycolaollipop January 20, 2024

Full-time position

Was the full-time position I was offered YOUR current position? Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. It wouldn't take much because you aren't much.

Hym "Because if that's the case you only have your full-time position because the nature of the position was withheld from me. You know that, right? And you're goingvto waste your life doing an inferior job and it isn't going to matter because it's ALSO a MEANINGLESS job. That's your life. Doing a less good job than I would. And if you want the work to get done faster SHOW UP AT 10 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE."

by Hym Iam September 26, 2023

senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.

Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.

by Mischooti March 25, 2019

positive

utter; complete (used for emphasis).

"it's a positive delight to see you"

by Arminkshipper July 26, 2025

Gangster Position

Something that Andre Nickatina stand in his song "Converstaions with the Devil"

"Standing in the Gangster Position. Chit, my name is Nikky, but you can call me Dre."

by Sparky283 April 21, 2010

camo position

The sex position in which one and their partner's bodies are blended in to the background in which they're making love in or on due to the use of body paint.

Luckily we were in camo position, or my mom would've noticed us in her room.

by Jester Games December 18, 2016

Positive Friend

The person in your friend group who turns negative situations to positive situation, and gets you back up when your down.
But be careful most positive friends can have some real problems going on.

girl one-"i wish i was the positive friend in the group!!"
positive friend- "i'd be glad to change lifes."

by thatpositiveperson November 28, 2020