fortnite

the gayest game ever, now polluted with 8 year old cancers

used to be pretty fun, but they ruined the entire game after chapter 2. nobody over the age of 10 plays this game for fun

ew you play fortnite? what are you, 8?

by lil sharty December 9, 2020

Fortnite

A game many toxic 7-year-olds use to master the art of their Mommy’s Credit Card. Often they end up getting addicted and making small-dick-energy statements that Fortnite is better than games such as Grand Theft Auto 5 (2013, 2015, 2021) and Call of Duty (1999-present, annual releases)

Players of Fortnite are referred to as Fortnite Kids or Toxic 7 Year Olds

by RenTheHen August 17, 2020

Fortnite

A game that was originally good until it was overrun by normies. This game is the reason why 1.1 million people in the US are still virgins.

Girl: DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME! YOU SPEND ALL THAT TIME ON THE STUPID GAME.
Guy: Yeah sure...
Girl: I CHEATED ON YOU WITH 10 OTHER GUYS BECAUSE YOU NEVER TALK TO ME ANYMORE.
Guy: Mmhm

Ha! look at that normie playing Fortnite.

by Endzo1987 May 21, 2018

Fortnite

A fun game ruined by little kids who try way too hard!

Guy: Yo do you play Fortnite?
Guy 2: No.
Guy: You are dogwater so free.

by Takata | Takis May 7, 2021

Fortnite

Literal cancer

“These 6th graders won’t shut the fuck up about Fortnite”

by Im vCardinal November 1, 2019

Fortnite

Fortnite Battle Royale, or as we like to call it, Virgin Simulator 2018 has become the most played free to play game but also the most expensive. “oh look at me I have a skeleton costume, gimme my fucking $600”.

Go commit fortnite

by Hummus muncher October 7, 2018

Fortnite

A shitty unbalanced battle royale game with overpriced paywalls shoved in your face.
Fortnite is just the new Minecraft, it's the shit now but will die off in 3 years and people will move on to the next trend forgetting it existed or mock people for playing it.

Do you like shitty business practices, I mean Fortnite.

by Emerald Gamer August 31, 2018