Floor is one of the most unique and beautiful girls you’ll ever meet. She’s sweet, loyal, caring and intellegent. Almost always in a good mood and has a good reason for it when she's not. She will always be there for you and has a fine butt. Floor’s are just all around a great catch.
by WaveyBabey September 26, 2018
Get the Floormug. It is a commonly understood fact that in a typical college dorm building, not the amish ones of course, that the fifth floor is the best, most sociable level. These students on such floor typically become best friends, spend every waking hour in each other's rooms, and congregate in the halls during hours when congregation isn't usual. In the more bizarre scenarios, there is one student on this floor that goes to each and every door and irritates the shit out of the floormates, because they can't the thought of spending a second alone in their own room.
Wow, I can't believe how nice your friends are. Where are they from? They are on the fifth floor of this building; that really does play into the fifth floor phenomenon huh?
by chickennuggylover September 25, 2022
Get the Fifth Floor Phenomenmug. Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.
3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon
Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve
Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”
by P73 Fox May 31, 2025
Get the Floor Jammug. Used when your losing an argument or need someone's attention. It's so absurd your opponent will walk away from confusion and disgust. Also Something to say when your being ignored in a conversation.
Example 1:
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor
Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-
Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow. (Said like this for more diversity)
Everyone: what
Dude 1: Bro your bout as inbred as joe Biden and his cousin.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the floor
Example 2:
Dude 2: Hey guys remember wh-
Dude 1: Eyy bros I went surfing down at the omaplata drinking some ranch.
Dude 2: Yeah, I was gonna s-
Dude 1: And rad'ly enough got a rusty fishhook stuck in my foot from Larry David's fishpole.
Dude 2: Doo Doo on the flow. (Said like this for more diversity)
Everyone: what
by EVANGELOS. July 17, 2021
Get the doo doo on the floormug. by Gegga9000 June 26, 2019
Get the Floormug. She is such a floor
by fresh prins September 20, 2023
Get the Floormug. by lil young chaos May 3, 2024
Get the floor board lava lampmug.