fan status

Fan Status refers to one's dedication to a team or band. It usually means that one is willing to perform oral sex with said team or band but can mean full-on intercourse and or other sexual favors.
Kelly B. achieved full-on fan status on her knees with the lead singer!
by JousterIII May 30, 2021
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Sports fan

Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”
My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!
by CuckLordjuiceromegalul February 22, 2022
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fan bag

When an elderly person sucks multiple transgender dicks at one time
by Yeddd March 13, 2018
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flesh fan

A combination of a standard box fan and a fleshlight.
Did you know the song You Spin Me Round (Like a Record) is all about a flesh fan.
by Nyarlathotep92 October 15, 2019
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Fanning Fur

The ability to go down on someone with pubic hair.
Man that guy is really fanning fur lately.
She is fanning fur like its 1970.
by Oogle00789 June 04, 2010
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FAN ARMOR

When a character has no real importance to a story anymore or any arc to complete, yet can't die due to current/future fan service.
"Why didn't more main characters die in GoT Season 8: Episode 3?"
"FAN ARMOR"
by Boredbomber1 April 29, 2019
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Bowgart Fan

Someone who dislikes profanity and any form of inappropriate phrases. Most notably likes to "keep it clean".
wow, that guy really hates it when we swears. He sure is a bowgart fan.
by triumph&glory November 15, 2016
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