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face wreath

A face wreath is the name given to the look worn by men in which a thick chin-strap beard meets longer hair and bangs, forming a circular outline of hair around the face. Usually seen on a douchebag or a hippie. Generally, not a good look.
"Dude, that guy is eating cheez whiz out of the can."

"And he has a face wreath."
"Ew."
by rainbowrobot28 April 14, 2010
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Face Ram

to ram a girls mouth with your cock causing the face to look ugly and disformed.
Man! that girls a face ram
by Brennan009 May 28, 2010
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face hate

A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.
Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?

Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.
by freedom17 November 10, 2011
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face seizure

When a some kid in your class randomly twitches a part of his/her face, leading to a collection of ''o_o'' s, "Whoah''s and ''WTF''s. People, after exposure to the face seizure, find themselves asking: "Does that guy have tourette's?"
Person A: *GASP* Fabio just had a face seizure!
Person 2: o_o
Person %: Whoah
Old nigga: WTF
by Fabio Nig March 6, 2013
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face scrawn

This occurs when an individual goes away travelling for 3 weeks and returns with a very scrawny face and a gummy laugh. Generally the rest of their body stays the same
Jon: wow, craig looks like he has been chasing the dragon

Louis: nah man, he just got a bad case of the face scrawn
by mbuzidume November 12, 2013
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Face Cradle

The face cradle seems to the untrained eye to be a face palm, but is actually much gentler and more nurturing than the face palm.
"Oh, look at Gerard doing the face cradle! He's so awesome!"
by omgphangirl July 13, 2015
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face joint

A face joint is a joint that you smoke alone to your face, without sharing it. You get really high.
Hey, are you going to roll a face joint or can i get a hit??
by liltomato February 28, 2016
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