face wristie

if wristie refers to the humble hand-job, a face-wristie is a wristie performed by the mouth.

by jingo! josh madden would never knock back a face wristie!

by carly_bon_bon August 10, 2010

face hate

A person who's face you hate so much that you are totally repulsed by them and can't seem to have a normal conversation with them. They are your best friends on email, text, and chat but once you're face to face with them you either ignore them completely or make up an excuse and get the hell out of there, after you make plans to meet up on chat later of course.

Dan: Hey, I am meeting Jason for some drinks today, you want to hang out with us?

Tom: Would love to, Jason is hilarious, but I face hate him, sorry bro.

by freedom17 November 10, 2011

Face Bunk

Mundane details about one's day that are posted to a social networking site in the hopes that one of your friends with an equally mundane life will comment on your status.

Jack : I planted an herb garden today, then took a nap - what a great day...

Comment from Sue: Wow, that is a great day!!! But that's major Face Bunk - Get a life...

by Ida Dunnher April 16, 2009

turkey faced

To be extremely intoxicated, to the point of blacking out and having double vision.

yo, that guy is totally turkey faced

by cmj14221 February 11, 2008

shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.

dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.

by mc rb March 23, 2007

Drunk in the Face

The feeling you get from imbibing intoxicating liquids, but not to the extend that it effects the majority of your mechanical bodily functions, but only those controlling facial muscles. Symptoms include; hotness in the face, a feeling of bloating in the facial, a redness in the complexion akin to the colour of a swollen Baboon's vagina and finally a dull throb similar to that of a turgid pubescent male cock.

Yo bitch did you get crunk last night? no, I was only drunk in the face...

by corealis March 1, 2011

Hutt Faced

Getting so drunk that you have past the Shit-Faced stage and are now Hutt Faced.

J Hutt gets so wasted that shit faced doesn't even describe how drunk he was. He went from Shit-Faced to Hutt Faced!

by brennanhuff October 20, 2009