Mariner High's Football Team

The worst freaking Team in the history of time...........

61 to 0....damn Mariner High's Football Team sucks!

by Mariner High School April 14, 2011

Football Seamster/Seamstress

A Fuckstick (person, not penis or dildo)

George Bush

by James Cagney February 10, 2004

St. Kilda Football Club

A team full of rapists

Person 1: Do you see those people over there raping that person.
Person 2: Yer the St. Kilda football Club

by The Guy Everyone Knows August 25, 2010

Football headed yogurt slinger

Of course...this is yet another word for the WONG...the male reproductive organ.

My football headed yogurt slinger survived many a journey.

"Hey look at that guy's football headed yogurt slinger...sick man"

by Word July 6, 2004

piece of shit football club

Manchester United, Barcelona, Tottenham Spurs, Lazio, and Juventus.

Piece of shit football club, like Man United, Barca, Spurs, Lazio, and Juve, teams with no class and no grace at all.

by Cassano September 16, 2006

Wanna play football?

Colloquially used as an unfriendly warning to a fellow or fellows caught red-handed. Referring to the strong physical contacts in football,such as tackling or even wrestling.

"Wanna play football?" Officer Booth asked of Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Bill,Jim,and Tom,as he caught them mooning in public.

"Wanna play football?"Musa asked of his twin brother Harun,as he caught Harun trying to steal his medal. "That medal is mine,not yours!"

by JMC70 December 24, 2016

monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

by wamboozled October 10, 2014