stinging flower pot

To place stinging nettles into a woman's vagina.

Wowzers that was a lovely stinging flower pot.

by TJR93 May 8, 2024

Fermented Flower

After having sex, the man's cum is allowed to "ferment" inside the woman's vagina for an hour or two. The cum is then smeared on the mans upper lip as an act of revenge similar to the "dirty sanchez"

" I couldn't make Jenny cum, so after I passed out she gave me a fermented flower"

by Beatdead878 June 5, 2016

crispy flower mascots

a phrase that someone said by mistake. they intended to say 'creepy flower mascots' after looking at a picture at a worksheet with a picture of some flower mascots but instead said 'creepy flower mascots'.

(the mascots are not real. it is just a context for answering questions)

teacher: so the children can take pictures with these mascots.

random student: they look creepy
teacher: crispy flower mascots. wai-

by stJC_5/6-2 chiacasm January 21, 2023

Flower Pot

A storage container (usually being a jar or an airtight box) containing Cannabis (Flower)

“You Dave get the Flower Pot so we can spark up”

by The_one456 June 12, 2023

flowers for men

Nudes, booty pics and boobies.

Its too late to hang out but its the perfect time to send me some flowers for men

by rocheman July 4, 2017

flower guy

A man who likes flowers.

I like flowers. I’m a flower guy.

by Flowerguy123 April 5, 2023

buying flowers

a code name used by girls and among girls as a term for 'losing one's virginity'

Anna: i was buying flowers yesterday...
Jane: aww really? how did that go?
Anna: good.. :D
Anna's bf: .....???

by eeeeek!!:D December 7, 2009