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obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.
Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
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Flag wanker

Someone who holds up a flag that blocks the view of the stage for people standing behind them.
He could only see half the stage because of some flag wanker waving his stupid flag and blocking his view.
by Crack ed 25 April 18, 2025
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Blue Flags

F1 Flags waved for Nicholas Latifi, Lance Stroll, or previously, Nikita Mazepin.

Blue Flags tell a driver to let cars through that are a lap ahead.
Nikita Mazepin is Blue-Flag Sexual. He is attracted to blue flags.
by 33samtrbr April 13, 2022
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Flagged your seat

by Shaymber February 21, 2021
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Flagging

The privilege earned at 15 reputation that allows users to bring inappropriate posts to the attention of the community and moderators
Spam and trolling is dealt with by flagging them as 'spam' and 'rude or abusive'
by Some rando out there August 26, 2023
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lit at six flags

"we lit at six fags"
"they are so lit at six flags"
by dillpikile November 4, 2020
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violet flag

it's like a green flag but better something that can bring them from a 7 to a 10 but really rare to find ( especially in men if u ask me)
: u literally cannot reject them their a walk violet flag girl-
by pixelated echo August 9, 2023
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