English Language

Is buttcheeks.

I love etymology but every time I look up a definition of an English word, its buttcheeks. The English language is buttcheeks.

by Audreybodaisey December 14, 2024

Jake English

one sexy man

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021

English Teacher

An English teacher is a teacher who spends to much time ruining the lives of asian kids. English Teachers will most likely have favorites and there will always be this 1 person who the teacher will give the best grade. Middle School english teacher are a step higher they will not give a shit about how good your grammar they will give you a random grade depending on their mood and how much they like you. For some reason they will never give a hundred to anyone

SHe is the english teacher's favorite

by Star_Galaxy March 22, 2022

English

An absolute fucking shit show
Why the fuck is it spelled phlegm, that makes no god dam sence

English is like if you stuck 100 blood sucking termites into a pot of piss and dead rats, and then let it sit under a porch, before shaping it to North Korea whitest labeled as “cow shit”

by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

Lennon English

Mr Black Power

The songwriter, Lennon English, is so pro Black he is known as "Mr Black Power"

by Mr Black Power November 24, 2021

English

Hard

Do you believe that that word exists?
Did you just say “that that”
I guess English is hard man

by sadbish March 1, 2019

English Skateboard

When you fuck a bitch and you start your second round you slip on a skateboard and stick your whole dick in and ejaculate into her stomach saying pip pip cheerio

Oh shit i english skateboarded the hooker and now we have a kid

by The Nigga Behind You October 27, 2020