by mattski69 July 12, 2010
Get the stedy eddymug. Eddie is an old English name representing a brave and loyal battle warrior. Though they don't attempt to be leader, they suit the term perfectly. They are also very handsome and are full of great surprises. They are very attractive and their sense of humour is amazing.
Eddie's normally get very jealous and when in a great relationship, will get physical and angry when someone tempers with his stuff. He also gets hot headed when he is accused of nothing and always justifies. Eddie's are also great at making love and no one should turn them down as they are the best thing in your life. With a large men's body part, he is brilliant!! Try find one and keep it for yourself, but only if he wants to.
They also turn against their love of things when people they know disagree with it. Just don't mess with him, he is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Eddie's normally get very jealous and when in a great relationship, will get physical and angry when someone tempers with his stuff. He also gets hot headed when he is accused of nothing and always justifies. Eddie's are also great at making love and no one should turn them down as they are the best thing in your life. With a large men's body part, he is brilliant!! Try find one and keep it for yourself, but only if he wants to.
They also turn against their love of things when people they know disagree with it. Just don't mess with him, he is the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHLOE: Hey, guess who I'm having a child with?
ALEX: Em, well yesterday you were with- NO!!
CHLOE: Yeah, Eddie is a sexy sex machine with a massive dick that I sucked right off!!
ALEX: but I want him!!
CHLOE: You'll have to ask him.
ALEX: Em, well yesterday you were with- NO!!
CHLOE: Yeah, Eddie is a sexy sex machine with a massive dick that I sucked right off!!
ALEX: but I want him!!
CHLOE: You'll have to ask him.
by SuckItRightOff April 20, 2019
Get the Eddiemug. Eddie Keane is a gentleman that’s also known as “monotone Eddie” this is because they way he talks bores people to death.
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
This chap is large, overgrown and quite smelly! Eddie Keane is a bus driver on a local bus route round Bolton (544)
He likes to pick his pensioners up and tell them all about how he can’t afford anything and he’s struggling to cope with life and himself!
Eddie Keane has two friends - Ste Hill with the gout knees and also Dave Parky who stabs people! When the trio are together they like dressing up as unicorns 🦄 and sucking each-other off, but from what Ste hill says… “that’s only on a weekend”
Said person above blanks other staff members out because he likes to think they’re beneath him when clearly he only knows a few routes and likes to cry like a baby..
by Dave_parky December 2, 2021
Get the Eddie keanemug. The person that is really nice but can be a dick and Is very quickly and has to be the best at everything he does people usually say really good things about him but in reality he is the opposite of the things people say he is
by Eddy_ lover/hater101 April 18, 2020
Get the Eddymug. by anonymous November 21, 2021
Get the Eddiemug. by Gonk2076 December 22, 2022
Get the Eddiesmug. The absolute love of my life , the boy that showed me what love is. I felt like a kid around him, He healed a wound in my soul I didn’t know needed healing. He made me who I am today , and as much as our story breaks my heart I’ll never regret having him as my first love
by Baddie with a fattie December 7, 2024
Get the Eddymug.