Bald Eagle

A bald man, who is better looking than most

‘That bald eagle is fucking unreal’

by anonymous September 12, 2022

Eagle

secret service code name for Bill Clinton

Jordan Thomas Cooper’s dad was part of Eagle’s security detail in SC and they both had scholarships to college.

by Coop Dupe January 19, 2020

Lost eagle

A patriot lacking faith in the political system

Bob: Did you see that debate about Trump's indictment?
Tom: Yeah, it was considered an act of treason because he had some confidential papers that could expose plans within the government?

Joe: Makes me feel like a Lost Eagle.

by Sphincter Harpoon October 15, 2023

Carson Eagle

A guy who has balls of steel, is always there if you feel down, is extremely funny, is the class clown, and he hates cole gayheart.

Be a carson eagle, not a cole gayheart

by Theothermysteriousone September 13, 2022

Eagle Sneeze

Putting your arms crossed over your face and sneezing. Extra points if you flap your arms during the sneeze.

Example:

Peter: That guy sneezes funny... Oh hey look he's about to do it again! Watch!

-watches the sneeze-

John: Perfect execution of the Eagle Sneeze.

Peter: He even flapped his arms! LOL!

by Fumo November 23, 2010

White Eagle Jones

A white person who has a small percentage of Native American ancestry, generally 1/16 or less.

“Oh wow your great great grandmother was a Cherokee princess? White Eagle Jones over here’”

by Okiemoss October 30, 2025

Bald Eagle

Even older than a turkey vulture and cougar. I.e. doesn't even need to wax anymore

She's too old to be a turkey vulture anymore, she's a bald eagle.

Look at that bald eagle spying on her next pray!!

by Piglet98 August 16, 2018