Retarded Eagle

the sexual act of 5 males. one of the males penetrates the anus, one goes in the mouth and the other two get handjobs thus making the male look like a retarded eagle.

there were 5 of us guys so we forced one to perform a retarded eagle

by [HOON] April 8, 2020

bald eagle

a naked vagina

a very hairless vagina
without pubes
do not call your bald uncle bald eagle
because maybe he is a pussy
but that is not moral

''mannnn you so fucked that girl last night we heard the moans from the basement''
''yeah she was a bald eagle too best sex i have ever had''

by whereiscigarette October 3, 2019

Eagle Man Baby Sauce

What your "friend" says when he is just blazed

*robot unicorn attack playing in background* "Eagle Man Baby Sauce" {friend} What? {you}

by dumbdick October 27, 2010

Eagle 5

A secret sex position involving government officials or at very least Americans definitely not the inspiration for Steve Miller's: "fly like an eagle".

Also the call-sign for lone Star and barfs All American Winnebago ship in the 1987 movie Spaceballs.

Did you see that Spaceballs movie with the 🦅 5 wannabango?

Eagle 5; a great time for Drews.

May the 450 farse be with you!

by Goatmangold September 2, 2022

Eagle 106.3

THE most AMAZING radio station everrr. Ran by the most amazing, talented, and creative people.
Once you listen to this radio station, you never listen to anything else. The Eagle plays the best classic rock music..with the best sound. Number ONE!

"Did you listen to the Eagle 106.3? today?"

"Yeahhhh I ROCK out every morning to that radio station!
I'd be lame if I didn't!"

by Ali Ali Ali bo balli February 6, 2010

Eagle Scout

The "rank" someone achieves after having sexual intercourse with a little person (e.g.: dwarf, midget, etc). The insinuation is that very few individuals can claim to have had sex with a little person, just as few people can claim the BSA rank of Eagle Scout.

"Did you hear that Dylan made Eagle Scout?"

"How? He's not even in the Boy Scouts."

"He totally fucked a midget at Coachella last night!"

by Ponyo Bond April 19, 2023

the unexpected eagle

As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed

I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.

by Moglisid December 28, 2017