allergic erection

What happens when a male person erects for no apparent reason. Often embarrassing. Can be caused by sexual posters, gayness, or fish.

I must be coming down with something. I'm having an allergic erection.

by Watkinius December 2, 2010

Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior

A political erectile Dysfunctional Warrior is a person who has great political frustration and ignorance, that might have been caused by erectile dysfunction or sexual frustration.

A Political Erectile Disfunctional Warrior or P.E.D =Tony Abbott is the greatest Prime minister to ever serve Australians and anyone that says other wise are just stupid and jealous of his love and admiration towards gay people boat people and women.

Sane Australian= Dude your such a P.E.D warrior have you been suffering from erectile dysfunction lately.

by blashada September 6, 2014

Homo erectus

When straight guys get erections after looking at other guys.

I got a homo erectus after looking at John!

by Guy Ragetobia March 9, 2015

Friendship Erection

When someone who has friend zoned you a long time ago sits on your lap, resulting in an erection

When Sarah sat on Roy's lap, he got a friendship erection

by zizm August 5, 2017

Anal Erection

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into the ass of someone of any gender, and getting an erection with the penis already inside of the ass.

Guy: Hey babe, wanna do anal?
Girl: I'm afraid it will hurt too much...
Guy: We can try an anal erection.

by Old_Ben January 4, 2018

eREN

Used to describe a big booty. Eren adds extra emphasis, exaggerates--big ass.

that girl's eREN is so big, i wanna her to back it up on me.

by YIKES&WOW December 1, 2006

ereri

I saw fanfic on time of this on Pinterest and I was traumatized. I saw one where Levi had a gun.A GUN.up eren ass. he was gonna shot him in the balls. my life hasn't known peace since. I and my friends make fun of it all the time. they came up with dragon BALL z or one BALL now or the unwanted investigation.

"hey want to have a gun in your ass? well, call me, the name is Levi Ackerman, the ball buster."

I killed erens balls. YAY FOR ERERI

by i <3 levi October 11, 2021