drunk badger 

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

drunk badger by moogleassassin February 3, 2014

Drunk Prestige 

The act of getting drunk and playing any of the Call of Duty franchise games, subsequently prestiging after two or three seemingly good games whilst under the influence of alcohol thereby going back to the lowest level in the game, at the cost of all your weapons all for a simple rank upgrade.

Person A-"Dude, I got slammed last night on rum and drunk prestige in BO2"

Person B-"C`mon man, don't you know that crap is just to keep your playing and ignoring the lack of end-game?"

Person A-"It's working."

Drunk Prestige by Solid Derp Factor February 28, 2014

Drunk Mouth

It is when you are so tired or drunk that you don't know what you are talking about and you are slurring your words.

Me: "You should take your shirt off, because you got too much pot on it."
Dude:"You should go to bed, because you got drunk mouth. And no one knows what you are talking about."

Drunk Mouth by DirtyHippieGirl May 9, 2014

drunk cynthia 

A young teenage girl usually surrounded by drunk friends at the time. She will most likely start to say her real name is Cindy not Cynthia. Knows how to have a good time.

Drunk Cynthia cameout yesterday!

drunk cynthia by Uaking May 14, 2014

drunk detective 

drunk detective is a phenomenon experienced by millions of teens and people in their twenties, occurring the morning after consuming alcohol to the point of "blacking out". drunk detective is the process by which one figures out what took place during the previous evening after the stage of blackout drunk began. drunk detective can be applied to a wide range of questions from something minuscule like "how did I get from the chair to my bed?" all the way up to "am I in fucking mexico? why do I have a forehead tattoo?" it can also refer to an individual undergoing the drunk detective process. Some experienced drunk detectives like to think of drunk detective as a game.
veteran drunk detectives note almost unanimously that the most valuable tools in drunk detective mystery solving are your cell phone's call history and texts sent and received during the correlating blackout drunk, as well as pocket contents especially receipts.

bro: "what happened to you after McGrath's last night?"

other bro:"I don't know bro, I can't even remember leaving, I have some serious drunk detective work to do"

drunk detective by uncreative2 June 15, 2014

Drunk Bundy 

Being so drunk you can't even say your own name. At the end of the night you will piss the bed.

I'm going out tonight, hopefully I don't end up being a drunk bundy.

Drunk Bundy by TheTrigger October 2, 2014

drunk amanda 

A blonde with blue eyes who likes to mass text on her cell phone until she does an irish goodbye and goes to sleep after binge eating. Usually is hanging out with a Cynthia.

Wow that was a drunk Amanda move last night.

drunk amanda by manda918811 October 10, 2014