When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
(Later that day)
Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."
Guy 2: "No, he's not."
Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*
Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."
Guy 1: "Oh."
Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."
Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."
(Later that day)
Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."
by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025
Get the Schrodinger's Douchebagmug. by NickolaTeslaFan#1 August 22, 2022
Get the Douchebagmug. For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on
by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021
Get the national douchebag daymug. Being Asked to help during a time of crisis by an asshole who tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to lower the real value of the work you're conducting. Could include intimidation or threats.
Flag Waving DoucheBag - You predicted the pandemic you can't claim the economic benefit of your work and should join the military or government to support them.
by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025
Get the Flag Waving DoucheBagmug. by Disgruntled dhl employee July 8, 2025
Get the Douchebagmug. by AwsomeBDD February 28, 2018
Get the Douchebagmug. Someone who posts rude shit on forums and is a complete asshole. <read 'Ob-rus-nine'>
Another example commonly includes a forum user who has random post fits and is totally into their self. See stalker.
<read 'King-Shen'>
Another example commonly includes a forum user who has random post fits and is totally into their self. See stalker.
<read 'King-Shen'>
douchebag >> btw, since Ruby originated in Japan, I really doubt it uses english words in the japanese version, rofl.
Thanks for all the help, >.<
or not...
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Ookie isn't single? Woah. You've probably never met me :x. I've been a fan of yours since my brother was part of this community. Teehee~ *not a stalker* Well see ya!
Thanks for all the help, >.<
or not...
OR
Ookie isn't single? Woah. You've probably never met me :x. I've been a fan of yours since my brother was part of this community. Teehee~ *not a stalker* Well see ya!
by Slender Man September 26, 2010
Get the douchebagmug.