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Schrodinger's Douchebag

When someone makes a bigoted comment (Racist, Homophobic, etc) and tries to play it off as a joke after realizing the joke didn't land and it isn't the right crowd.
Guy 1 (Schrodinger's Douchebag, Clav): "Marlon mogs all of you? Yeah, but he's black."

Guy 2: "No, he's not."

Guy 1: "Oh, he's not?" *Nervously tapping on table*

Guy 2: "Have you seen his parents? They're white."

Guy 1: "Oh."

Guy 2: "I think he's just really tan. He does mog."

Guy 1: "H-He mogs us to oblivion."

(Later that day)

Guy 2: "Clav really tried to Schrodinger's Douchebag his way out of that one. We should stop talking to him."
by Dean Dihchester July 9, 2025
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Douchebag

"THE TYPE OF GUY WHO ASSUMES ALL THE WORK IS DONE AND COMES IN TO STEAL IT. WHAT A DOUCHEBAG"
by NickolaTeslaFan#1 August 22, 2022
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national douchebag day

For all the douchebags who’ve cheated on
Ellie: happy national douchebag day!
Robert: thanks…
by Little guy 02 August 26, 2021
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Flag Waving DoucheBag

Being Asked to help during a time of crisis by an asshole who tries to convince you to join the military or any other government organization in an attempt to lower the real value of the work you're conducting. Could include intimidation or threats.
Flag Waving DoucheBag - You predicted the pandemic you can't claim the economic benefit of your work and should join the military or government to support them.
by NinetyNinetySix March 12, 2025
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Douchebag

Doug teegarden the manager of unloads at dhl cvg
Who’s that douchebag? Oh it’s just doug
by Disgruntled dhl employee July 8, 2025
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Douchebag

Above the level of jerk and asshole, but not quite reached the level of fucker or motherfucker
wow holy jeans, way to be a real douchebag
by AwsomeBDD February 28, 2018
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douchebag

Someone who posts rude shit on forums and is a complete asshole. <read 'Ob-rus-nine'>

Another example commonly includes a forum user who has random post fits and is totally into their self. See stalker.
<read 'King-Shen'>
douchebag >> btw, since Ruby originated in Japan, I really doubt it uses english words in the japanese version, rofl.

Thanks for all the help, >.<
or not...

OR

Ookie isn't single? Woah. You've probably never met me :x. I've been a fan of yours since my brother was part of this community. Teehee~ *not a stalker* Well see ya!
by Slender Man September 26, 2010
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