dinner rub

A nice expensive dinner followed by hands stuff

I wish that girl would give me a dinner rub

by Pecoraro11 March 30, 2015

Dick’s dinner

To say a chick is hot and you want to fuck her.

She is my dick’s dinner.

by Boner Ben June 4, 2023

Welfare Dinner

When there is nothing in the house to eat so you have to eat scraps/the bare minimum for dinner

My parents havent been home for 3 days. I had to eat alot of welfare dinner's

by Doom_42069 May 12, 2022

Mom's dinner theorem

Accepting what you have under the guise of "everything else sucks". Truthfully, you gave up wanting what you dont have.

You hate potatoes, you could have carrots but its late and youre sleepy - carrots are probably hard to chew so you just eat the potatoes, this is mom's dinner theorem
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A: i dont know, i guess i like being a girl! I mean, being a dude peobably sucked just by standardization alone.

B: mom's dinner theorem?

A: id rather not think about it.

by Anoneeneemus December 17, 2024

kraft dinner

n. A salty snack.

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Tom Brady owes his longevity with New England to a twice-weekly kraft dinner.

by gnostic3 February 25, 2019

Don't steal my dinner money!

A phrase used in a sarcastic manner in order to make the person you're talking to feel small/insignificant. Can also be used when being informed that you're incorrect about something.

1) Tom: "What's the time?"

Will: "8 I think."

Laura: "It's 9 actually."

Will: "Soz, don't steal my dinner money!"

2) A twelve year old chav tries to mug you..

Dave: "Mate, don't steal my dinner money."

by Mahnig March 31, 2010

Dinner In The Oven

When a young man feeds a MILF a cockmeat sandwich.

I paid the boy down the road to put my dinner in the oven.

by JBiznitz November 1, 2021