dick-friend

1. a cock blocking friend.

2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.

3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.

4. a friend with great sexual impulses.

Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.

Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB

Nate: he cock blocked me last night...

Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?

Tye: go f**k yourself.

by Psychotic Tye July 23, 2010

dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

by joegunn December 17, 2008

Business dick

Someone who is very successful in business, but at the same time is a massive dick because of it.

Ooj is always talking about how much money is company is making, he's such a business dick.

by yawn92 September 17, 2014

Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

by Swegsticle July 23, 2014

wild dick

woman having oral sex on a man while he has his cock in his hand is whipping it around all around her mouth and face and she cant et a hold of it.

John grabbed Jane by her hair when she was on her knees and made her suck his wild dick

by mr destroyer October 2, 2009

Chesse Dick

Someone who uses you and never loves you or cherishes you the way you deserve.

Shayne: Yeah fuck that guy
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?

by Gayguywhosenotactuallygay September 9, 2019

Dick Hammer

A phrase used to describe someone or something stupid because "dick hammer" insinuates a device used to hammer dicks and thats a pretty stupid thing to have.

I can't believe Jane lit a firecracker in her cooch and burned her gooch...she's about as smart as a dick hammer!

Santa gave you a shake weight!? That thing is as useful as a dick hammer.

by Smoothy Drewballs January 18, 2012