Ding the dong

Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.

Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.

by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019

Ding

A name to give someone, it can mean anything.

Sage: ur literally such a ding
Kylie: fu

by Guava4 March 10, 2017

Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)

My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

by LC Gilly November 2, 2022

Ding Dong Dick

The timeline of a male's penis as he grows up.

Alright everyone, today in health class we will cover male puberty. Now, the process of penis growth goes ding dong dick; ding referring to before puberty, dong referring to midway through puberty, and finally arriving at dick once the male is roughly 20 years old.

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

Ding' Dong'

A person who doesn't understand the art of talking smack , jokes just go right over their head . A silly person , hillbilly white, red neck type of person . Who falls in love with the wrong Cali girl

No Ding' Dong' Your Not Supposed To Miss Me I Just Want You To Be Happy and Not Feel Sad Because I'm Not There.
Now Go On To Bahamas Enjoy Yourself Have Fun Ding' Dong'

by Cali'dat May 20, 2018

Finger ding

Touching something for no reason,Typically something you're not supposed to be touching that could be damaged or made dirty.

Stop finger dinging my food your hands are filthy you're going to make me sick.

by Chingo Dingo June 14, 2024