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The Dessert Bar

When you tie a chick naked to the legs of a glass topped table then take a dump on the top of the table and leave her there to be found by her parents or housemates.
I couldn’t be bothered staying at that chicks place all night so I decided to treat her and her parents to the dessert bar
by Damo the Leb April 9, 2019
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See me for dessert

A form of smack-talk. Apply's in any means of competition whether it be video games, sports, etc. To "see someone for dessert" means that one person has already beaten his/her opponent or "eaten the main course", but the loser can have the satisfactory/consolation of a rematch or "See them for dessert", but any victory after the fact isn't as sweet.
Rob: I just beat you 4-0 in FIFA! See me for dessert

Nick: W/e you cheated, I want a rematch.

Rob: Sure but remember I beat you first.
by britt611 October 5, 2011
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dressed up like nebraska

To wear clothes resembling a nebraska farm boy.
Western or flannel shirt,wrangler jeans ,boots
and a belt.
Whats up with Richard, coming to this party all dressed up like Nebraska!
by Ra-mon November 25, 2006
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dressing

S P E R M
I love dressing a lot
by dressing_lover June 13, 2019
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dres

this really funny and wacky kid that that says "psht" a lot and refers to cupcakes as "small cakes" or "foil cakes" also turns red when embarassed. also goes by the name andrew b. j.
me:yo what up dres?
dres: psshht!
me: no psht to YOU!
by el July 2, 2004
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fish and chips with russian dressing

The classic fish and chips with russian dressing requires at least three people, one of which must be a woman on her period, and one of which must be a man. The man penetrates the bleeding woman (this would be the fish and chips) and upon orgasm completes the preparation of the russian dressing, i.e. semen mixed with menstrual blood. The third person simply laps everything up from below. While the gender of the third person is irrelevant, their presence is necessary because it's only an FnC with RD if someone is eating it.
Man: I heard Napoleon was all about the fish and chips with russian dressing.

Woman: Oh word?
by steven yard July 4, 2010
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Dressed for the occasion

Having your genitalia and surround area freshly shaved or trimmed, ready for sexual activity.
Ben: I hope to slam Sarah tonight.
Gary: Nice man! Are you dressed for the occasion?

Ben: Yeah, I shaved my pubes earlier.
Gary: Hi-Five!
by gasboddle December 24, 2009
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