Too Long; Don't Read. Most commonly used in forums when there is a "Wall of Text" (A very long, typed message/ comment/ story, etc.).
Poster 1 says: "Blah blah blah, blah blah..."(continued for 500-1000 more blahs)
Poster 2 says: "TL;DR! Damn, just blog it and stop wasting forum space!"
Poster 2 says: "TL;DR! Damn, just blog it and stop wasting forum space!"
by Max T.C. April 24, 2009
Logan: Hey, I'm gonna go pickup some Dr. Pepper, want to come?
Jason: Wtf is Dr. Pepper? Well anyway, go pickup some Dr Pepper while your out
Jason: Wtf is Dr. Pepper? Well anyway, go pickup some Dr Pepper while your out
by Quetzocotl August 15, 2005
Brutal. Groundbreaking. Epic. Some may even say worthy of losing one's mind while listening to. An Arizona death metal band which includes members: Luke, God of all music, and Zach, screamer to end all screams prior. And, of course, James, whos identity in the band ranges from HeBitch, to one-man-dance-squad, to bands biggest fan, and finally, to entertainment of the band whilst boxing a young homosexual lad who goes by the name Chris Rudder. You, reader of this definition, may be thinking to yourself "If they have a guitarist, hebitch, and screamer, then who in Satan's name plays the drums?!"
And that is, quite possibly, the most important question you may ever ask. The drummer is a drum machine. Yes, do not fancy yourself to a human drummer, for Dr. Swango's beats are far too brutal and fast paced for even Lucifer himself. Listen for yourself, if you think you are ready. www.myspace.com/drswango666
And that is, quite possibly, the most important question you may ever ask. The drummer is a drum machine. Yes, do not fancy yourself to a human drummer, for Dr. Swango's beats are far too brutal and fast paced for even Lucifer himself. Listen for yourself, if you think you are ready. www.myspace.com/drswango666
Steve (the name is hypothetical, for this young man obviously hasn't heard of the band): Dr. Swango? No, that's not a death metal band, for that is the doctor out of Tacoma, Washington, who got his phD, and used his medical birlliance to poison 30, yes, 30 people with medicines.
James: No, that is where you are wrong young grasshopper. Surely, you realize, no serial killer can be as br00t4l as Dr. Swango. If you dispute that, then we will take turns raping you with a curling iron. If you can't comprehend even after that, then we will re-circumcise you wtih a paper hole puncher, you cheeky fellow, you.
Steve: Now, that would be preposterous! They obviously named themselves after such a maniac!
James: Now listen here, Dr. Swango (the doctor) obviously had some sort of foreign time machine and went into the future to listen to the most brutal, amazing band ever, and rename himself after them. Now Luke, get ready the curling iron, we have a virgin to your brutality on our hands. And Zach, get ready the paper hole puncher, we have business!
James: No, that is where you are wrong young grasshopper. Surely, you realize, no serial killer can be as br00t4l as Dr. Swango. If you dispute that, then we will take turns raping you with a curling iron. If you can't comprehend even after that, then we will re-circumcise you wtih a paper hole puncher, you cheeky fellow, you.
Steve: Now, that would be preposterous! They obviously named themselves after such a maniac!
James: Now listen here, Dr. Swango (the doctor) obviously had some sort of foreign time machine and went into the future to listen to the most brutal, amazing band ever, and rename himself after them. Now Luke, get ready the curling iron, we have a virgin to your brutality on our hands. And Zach, get ready the paper hole puncher, we have business!
by AndrewGoodingTheGangsterrrrrrrr September 25, 2007
The equivilent of a Double Suck, hints: the first letters of the words. One girl is confronted by two dicks, in which she is then conned, forced, asked to, or any other form of force; to suck on them both simultaneously.
After hiding in the closet for several minutes, Jimmy joined me on the bed and we performed a Dr. Suess on Jackie in which she shoved both of our cocks into her mouth.
by T-Gor May 12, 2008
by mike leal March 22, 2005
quote=mike412Xomg guys i went to that meatspin thing ya told i love it omfg its koolquote
tg;dr gtfo fag
tg;dr gtfo fag
by joghnyyyxxx November 24, 2008
A good writer. He didn't to politicals or anything else for that matter, despite what has been said. Just a LOT of books.
All the Whos down in Whoville liked Dr. Seuss a lot.
But the Yvonne, who lived on mount Yvonne, did NOT...
Opinion AND example.
But the Yvonne, who lived on mount Yvonne, did NOT...
Opinion AND example.
by Tanon X October 20, 2005