Sneezing Whore Disease

A whore that sneezes repeatedly.

"I've been sneezing all day, I think I may have the Sneezing Whore Disease."

by DuckyDuck784 December 9, 2012

Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease

A disease that makes the palm of ones hand sweat profusely. The symptoms for this disease include the following, hot hands, sneezing more than five times in a row while sounding like a duck, and finally random anger fits. This disease was named after a fellow who discovered the disease. Though that was not his real name it sure was his nick name.

Little Jimmy gave Big Billy a high five. Little Jimmy realized his hands had sweat on them. Little Jimmy glanced at Big Billy's hands and noticed that he had Schlaggin Shaginsins Disease.

by Bob Trivioni September 23, 2008

Chronic Jané Disease

A self Inflicted Disease in which a person frequently skips school the day a major project is due.

Person 1: Dude, where's Jake?
Person 2: Dude, that History paper is due today, he came down with Chronic Jané Disease.

by Ninja Man Bear April 5, 2009

The Cassandra Weiner Disease

A disease where you have horrible skin- If being specific, you have a zit/pimple near your forehead.

Person 1: Jesus, I have a zit near my forehead..

Person 2: Oh well did you hang out or sit near Cassandra?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2: She probably gave you the Cassandra Weiner Disease.
Person 1: Oh whats that?
Person 2: Its when you have a zit on your forehead, you can get it if you get close to her.

by l0v3RR._ August 7, 2023

Dirty dick disease

DDD for short. Occurs when one cares too much about pussy and sticks his dick in whatever he can. He will surely take your leftovers. Actually, that’s what he prefers.

#dirty dick disease #buddyfucker

by Connectingdots December 11, 2019

Bobby Baker disease

When you are overly obsessed with bobby baker for no reason....

"Oh my lord I think i have bobby Baker disease! He is so fucking hot."

by Bobby baker 2021 January 21, 2021

Rex Grossman Disease

When a professional athlete, usually a quarterback; after doing well commonly including playoff victories will completely FUCK UP during the next few seasons.

Bob: damn, Rex was so good up until the superbowl, now he's some straight up trash. What happened?

Steve: He caught the Rex Grossman disease

by ooberman February 18, 2009