A whore that sneezes repeatedly.
by DuckyDuck784 December 10, 2012
A disease in which the infected person cannot make anything that doesn't suck. Those infected have been known to have give horrible direction, have extremely crude and vulgar ways of going about things, be offensive toward human beings, and give people who have been exposed to their creations diseases such as cancer and Lou Gerhig's Disease.
-"Man, watching Transformers 2 gave me cancer, the director must have suffered from Michael Bay Disease"
by Fat Val Kilmer March 07, 2014
A disease given to a female after receiving anal sex and then having the man insert his weiner into her vaginaly cavity without first wiping of the doo doo.
Yo Dog, I was giving my girl anal and then I pulled it out and stuck it in her pussy. My poopy dick gave her Kerflunks Disease
by Woooooooooooooo July 08, 2006
DDD for short. Occurs when one cares too much about pussy and sticks his dick in whatever he can. He will surely take your leftovers. Actually, that’s what he prefers.
by Connectingdots December 11, 2019
by Bobby baker 2021 January 21, 2021
Person 1: Dude, where's Jake?
Person 2: Dude, that History paper is due today, he came down with Chronic Jané Disease.
Person 2: Dude, that History paper is due today, he came down with Chronic Jané Disease.
by Ninja Man Bear April 05, 2009
A disease where you have horrible skin- If being specific, you have a zit/pimple near your forehead.
Person 1: Jesus, I have a zit near my forehead..
Person 2: Oh well did you hang out or sit near Cassandra?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2: She probably gave you the Cassandra Weiner Disease.
Person 1: Oh whats that?
Person 2: Its when you have a zit on your forehead, you can get it if you get close to her.
Person 2: Oh well did you hang out or sit near Cassandra?
Person 1: Yeah why?
Person 2: She probably gave you the Cassandra Weiner Disease.
Person 1: Oh whats that?
Person 2: Its when you have a zit on your forehead, you can get it if you get close to her.
by l0v3RR._ August 07, 2023