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I did a poo

When you go on the toilet for an exciting event
I'll tell you when i did a poo in 363 secods
by I like beans on toast July 24, 2023
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...I did something

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?

Friend 2: ...I did something

Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?

Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...

Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?

Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...

Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)

Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024
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Why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ–•
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Why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ–•
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Did his eyebrows

Have anal
"I went and did his eyebrows" - Girl

"So you had anal?!?!" - Friend

"Yeah and it was great!" - Girl
by Thotdestroyer000 October 5, 2018
mugGet the Did his eyebrowsmug.

Why did you look this up?

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ–•
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