by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

by I like beans on toast July 24, 2023

The noise you hear before your friend is about to tell you that they zip tied their two big toes together.
Phone rings:
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
Friend 1: Hey what's up, you never call me?
Friend 2: ...I did something
Friend 1: Damn it, not again. Are you at least near scissors this time?
Friend 2: well um... funny story, I was going on a hike in the woods and I found a zip tie in my bag...
Friend 1: so what you're saying is you're in the middle of the woods alone with your big toes zip tied together?
Friend 2: Uhm... yeah pretty much...
Friend 1: (bursts out laughing) Well have fun with that, this is gonna be a fun story to tell my parents (hangs up)
Friend 2: Wait what do you mean tell your parents? Hello? Don't leave me here.
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐๐ฑ๐
by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐๐ฑ๐
by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016

Have anal
by Thotdestroyer000 October 5, 2018

Come on, why did you look this up? Come and be a, why did you look this up? Oliver, Josh, Jack and Ben. LoL Yolo. ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐๐ฑ๐
by William Shakes The Speare May 25, 2016
