Cum Tub

A group of between 10 and 1000 men jerk off into a bath tub. When it is full, a classy brave slut then gets into the tub. After DNA testing is complete nine months later, the man whose baby it is wins. Betting is encouraged. Also know as man-seed aquifer

This girl totally got in our cum tub and I won!

by christjaws March 1, 2009

cum guzzler

one who swallows loads of seman

betty is a cum guzzler

by diesel June 18, 2005

Aardvark Cum

The deadliest, coldest, semen produced by a warm blooded mammal ever. According to Amir Blumenfeld from popular Youtube channel CollegeHumor, who popularized the term, "Aardvark cum will freeze yo ass, Aardvark cum is frigid gas" Which let's you know that you don't want to fuck around with Aardvarks.

"I need a jacket! It's like Aardvark cum up in this bitch"

by Tswizzie September 12, 2013

Cum on a cracker

Honestly the best fuckin game. Where boys stand in a circle while watching a porno and the last one to cum on the cracker has to eat it

Person 1: hey bro r u ready for the ultimate sleepover we’re gonna play cum on a cracker
Person 2: Yess! I can’t wait to get that delicious wet cracker in my mouth

by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

cum bong

Device where several loads of semen is loaded into a funnel connected to a tube that ends in a woman's mouth.

What a nasty slut, she did the cum bong.

by Ben Hill May 2, 2006

cum pad

The bit in-between a man's ball sack and anus. If you press this lightly it gives the feeling of sperm coming out from the lower penis.

Alan pressed his cum pad while he was playing with his ass pubes.

by Joshua A. Ford July 9, 2009

Cum Explosion

A major orgasm with semen squirting everywhere after sex or masturbation.

That was one cum explosion you did to my behind

by Dick2Ass69 August 21, 2016