crystal light 

A flavored powder you add to water to make it taste splendid. Comes in a variety of flavors such as peach, lemonade, grapefruit, rasberry, etc... Most importantly makes a very fine alcoholic drink.

This peach crystal light really frolics with the vodka.

crystal light by pineapple mafia May 15, 2006

crypto-lesbian 

A lesbian who decided to keep her coming out strictly for herself and her intimates. Social conformity is not the only reason for the crypto-lesbian option. The thrill of dissimulating one's real nature to the social milieu can be a major incentive for such an option as well. Very often a crypto-lesbian is actually a discrete bisexual.

Daphne DuMaurier was a crypto lesbian.

crypto-lesbian by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

i'm crying 

1. Used as a response to something extraordinarily ridiculous and/or funny NOTE: most people are not actually crying when sending this

2. Used as a response to something extraordinarily sad; something that brings you into a sobbing fit NOTE: most people probably are on the verge of tears in this case

1. Person One: "lol check out this gif I made of Phil and Dan"
Person Two: "what is that omg I'm crying"

2. Person One: "check out this fan comic of the death of half of your OTP lol"
Person Two: "I LITERALLY HATE YOU SO MUCH WHY WOULD YOU SEND THAT IM CRYING RN ASDFGHJKL"

i'm crying by Carvictory95 June 9, 2016

Respect my crypn 

Typically means to respect someone's shit, mainly for Crips. It's similar to tell someone fuck off or hey stop it can you respect me aight?

Kid #1: "Aye bro?"

Kid #2: "Yah bro you aight?"

Kid #1: "Aw nuthin just saying hi but I'm good except for my annoying twat Mom. She be fucking with me taking all my shit!"

Kid #2: "Oh speaking of moms my Mom ain't respecting my crypn. My mom tried to take away my xbox. I told that bitch that I bought that xbox with my money then I told that bitch to respect my crypn!.........Oh yeah and I called her an igger"

Kid #2: "You mean Nigger?"

Kid #1: "No I said igger, Nigger. Respect my crypn BITCH!"

Respect my crypn by CloutNibba January 20, 2019

Cryo'rea 

Diarrhoea that burns you so much, you cry. usually bought on by excessive consumption of curry based dishes.

Dude are you OK? you look like you've been crying..

I'm fine now, but the vindaloo that I ate earlier caused some major Cryo'rea!

Cryo'rea by Baps1992 November 28, 2010

Smoking crypto 

A process in which an individual extracts cryptocurrency from the internet and smokes it, in order to get high.

Did you hear that Balboni has been acting crazy lately? I think he started smoking crypto again.

Smoking crypto by Bollicks July 18, 2023

I’m not crying, you’re crying 

When something is so heartwarming you cry but you don’t want to admit you’re crying so you tell other people they’re crying to deflect your emotions.

*Posts photo of two puppies cuddling.*

Captions photo - “I’m not crying, you’re crying.”

I’m not crying, you’re crying by Azalee April 29, 2019