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Crying Cold Brew

A sex act involving giving a blowjob while crying to someone in the middle of a coffee enema.
Nothing hits like a crying cold brew on a summer morning!
by Crying Cold Brew June 28, 2025
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Jake would cry

This is used by the boating community to describe a shallow flat or any shallow body of water being used for vessel travel under motorized propulsion.
Crap man jake would cry it’s so shallow

Dang jake would cry if he saw how shallow it is
by Womack April 24, 2023
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Harry cry

The Harry cry is the most tear jerking, gut wrenching, earth crumbling sob sessions one can ever have, completed by crying and listening to Harry Styles simultaneously.

The Harry Styles songs are usually pretty emotional, as to induce and sustain the tear flow. Additionally, Harry cries can be done in playlist form as to control the severity of the cry, depending on what the Harry cryer is looking for. This is also done so that each song adds different values to the cry and takes away emotional stability from the listener.
Person 1: I just had the most brutal Harry Cry last night. It was so refreshing.

Person 2: who hurt you
by Brussel sprout enthusiast April 7, 2023
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Crying

Person 1. Are you crying?
Person 2. No, I'm just water bending
by Mysterious_H February 2, 2023
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baby's crying

having a scream that is over 60 decibels like the orgasm a mother makes when having a child.
The baby's crying every time we go to bed.
by Coop Dupe June 6, 2018
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breakup crying

The kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.
Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."
by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011
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CRYING ROPER

To bust a viscous load while in tears.
"Hey did to you here that Austins girlfriend broke up with him? I bet he's busting off some crying ropers"
by Footpucci October 19, 2020
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