text-composition butler

A "gentleman's gentleman" who's mainly tasked with proofreading his fumble-fingered master's hastily-composed missives, essays, and other literary creations, pointing out and/or correcting all the errors, and then either passing the resulting "perfected" paperwork back to his boss, or sending said correspondence on its way to it intended recipients.

As clever and talented as Jeeves was, it's entirely probable that he could have also served the dim-witted Bertie Wooster in the role of text-composition butler; perhaps he might instead have suavely suggested that, "You might want to consider a modern word-processor, Sir... it will underline spelling and grammar errors for you, so that you can correct them immediately as you go along."

by QuacksO April 29, 2019

Wombo Combo

A Wambo Combo is a combination of Tabacco and Weed. Mostly used to pack the rest of the blunt when you don’t have enough weed.

Hey I don’t have enough weed,so we should make a Wombo Combo

by Gucciflip May 8, 2019

Cameltoe combover

When the 🐣 🐣 pants so tight; you can see which way it was licked last night

Dang bro, she's got that Cameltoe combover going on

by Chef T-bone April 5, 2019

Spontaneous Combustion

When a male, typically going through adolescence, accidentally busts a nut for no reason.

Adam: Did you see what happened to Rick? We were in math and he accidentally cummed in his pants for no reason.
Dan: Shit bro, spontaneous combustion isn't it

by QueenOfRain April 16, 2019

backyard combo

Hot dog, hamburger, potato salad, and baked beans

Our Labor Day cookout was fantastic! Had so much food everybody got a backyard combo and then some!

by Anonymouslyvociferous September 7, 2019

external-combustion engine

A fluid-fuel-powered motor that is so poorly designed/maintained that its exterior actually catches fire.

One should periodically check "under the hood" for oil-leaks to reduce the chance of said power-plant's becoming an external-combustion engine.

by QuacksO October 3, 2019

evan combs

To be the whitest boy around who live off his daddy's money for his whole life. Occasionally tries to rap but ruins it.

Husband: hey honey I think we need to start thinking about of financial future.

Wife: what do you mean sweetie?

Husband: I want to make enough money so we can ensure our children can be Evan combs.
Wife: wow you're so right baby! This is why I married you. I can't wait to push out 5hose white babies of yours.

by Evan combs December 5, 2019