cockupine

A woman that's been fucked so many times, that if she had as many cocks sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd be a fuckin' cockupine, a human female porcupine with cocks for quills.

You mean Becki? That bitch is a fuckin' cockupine, she's gotta have at least fifty dick-quills.

by Fucky The Twiggy Alien Bastard September 29, 2011

Cock Shrink

Basically, the opposite of a boner.

If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.

an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.

Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."

Or

Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"

by JennSoJizztastic July 25, 2011

cocaine-laced smile

An adorable intoxicating smile on a woman that leaves those that see it with the craving to experience it again.

Her cocaine-laced smile got me totally high.

by cokebrain September 11, 2012

Coca-colic

A person addicted to drinking huge amount of Coca-Cola a day.

Hi, my name is Peter and I am a Coca-colic

by slunecnice83 October 23, 2012

cocky socky

The act of getting your cock sucked.

Seymoorebutts: Hey man, you get any last night?

Mike Hunt: I got a little cocky socky.

by MikeHunt234 October 28, 2012

Cocal Cowboy

A wrangler and monger of whores at the Cocal, a casino and brothel located in Jaco Beach, Costa Rica

Is that W over there with two hot prostitutas? Yes, he's a real Cocal Cowboy.

by Kurt the Flurt January 25, 2013

Cock Recruiter

An individual who walks the casino floor(e.g. Las Vegas) and lures guys to strip clubs in the area, by promising free drinks. Also can be applied to hookers that sit with you at a Vegas bar and offer their services.

"This Cock Recruiter stopped me last night on the Casino floor and said that all my friends are going for drinks to strip clubs, offered me 2 drinks and a drive to a slew of different titty bars. Tonight, this hooker sat down near me in a bar and said she was a social worker and would take care of me with her special social skills... What a Cock Recruiter!!!"

by Impayler. August 26, 2013