A church is someone who is wrong all the time, yet somehow still believes they are right. They have archaic opinions but you put up with them.
by astecc November 1, 2021
Get the Churchmug. 1.) A sexual position in a MFM threesome where the female is positioned doggy style while one male is having anal sex with her and the other male is having oral sex with her. When the two men give each other high fives with both hands while the act is in progress, the formation looks like a steeple on a church, thus completing the Greek church.
2.) A type of split in the sport of bowling that leads to an open frame 99.7% of the time. It is widely considered more difficult to convert than the 7-10 split. It is the 4-6-7-10 with either the 8 or the 9 on the right or left respectively.
2.) A type of split in the sport of bowling that leads to an open frame 99.7% of the time. It is widely considered more difficult to convert than the 7-10 split. It is the 4-6-7-10 with either the 8 or the 9 on the right or left respectively.
1.) Buh, I would totally pull a Greek church with Mia Khalifa because she so freaking hot man.
2.) I would've bowled a 200 if it wasn't for that Greek church I left in the 9th frame.
2.) I would've bowled a 200 if it wasn't for that Greek church I left in the 9th frame.
by Krassmoney July 19, 2021
Get the Greek churchmug. Gluttony ridden church that'll give you $15,000⁰⁰ shoes instead of a car when you paid for a g license causing bodily harm and suicide
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
Get the Three willows churchmug. maggie: oh look patrick is in our church group
stefan: don’t say that maggie patrick is a church moth
stefan: don’t say that maggie patrick is a church moth
by qq.madi November 21, 2021
Get the Church Mothmug. by shvlbssym December 1, 2022
Get the churchmug. by Bobfrieda September 20, 2016
Get the church skirtmug. a history professor: students, what's the fastest way to go hell and to be punished by the Unforgivables?
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
student: to reform The Church?
professor: Correct you are, but I would guess, that in Jesus's case, this would only apply to him as a historical character. The Romans saw Jesus as someone who was trying to reform The Church.
by Sexydimma November 4, 2012
Get the to reform The Churchmug.