Chocolate chip

a human shit taken on the ground or virtually any level surface, and not in the toilet, such that its shape looks like a big nasty chocolate chip.

Sally: Hey, guess what! Last night I got really hammered, and on my walk home, I took a shit on my neighbours doorstep!

Joe: Eww that family must've woken up to a big nasty chocolate chip on their front porch!

by Rideout1986 November 20, 2009

snack a chip

(v.) - Alternative phrase for "pack a lip". Typical use of this phrase occurs when people want to keep their subsequent lip packing session on the down low, usually because they are currently around ditzy girls that judge this behavior as disgusting.

This phrase is also used in the absence of girls that judge (see example 2) and "chip" can be used in its noun form to describe any tobacco product used for dipping. (see example 3)

Example #1: (code form, verb)

Dude #1: Tryna snack a chip?
Dude #2: O aight.
Dude #3: Yo I'm down to snack a chip too.
Dude #1: Word.

Dude #2 (to the judging girls in the group): Hey, we're gonna bounce real quick, we'll be back in like a half hour.
Judging girl #1: Uhhh ok, see you guys later then...
Judging girl #2 (to the other girl, after dudes #1-3 leave): What weirdos...
Judging girl #1: Yeah tell me about it... I wanna fuck all of them though.
Judging girl #2: Same! .....Hey how about we at least fuck each other real quick while they eat?
Judging girl #1: yes. take me now you dirty slut

Example #2: (everyday form)
Dude #1: I'm wasted as shit and tweaking on adderall dude, we gotta snack a chip.
Dude #2: Yeah same, I'm definitely tryna snack a huge chip right now.
Dude #1: Word.

Example #3: (noun version of "chip", used as code or everyday form)

Dude #1: Wanna snack a chip?
Dude #2: Huh?
Dude #1: snack a chip... right here bro. (holds up mint skoal) get with it.
Dude #2: Oh true. But I don't like that kinda chip, you got any citrus or peach chips?

Dude #1: Hell no, you gonna man up or what?
Dude #2: fine.
(Judging girl #1 and #2 enter.)
Judging girl #1: Hey, you guys wanna fuck the shit out of us while you are snacking your chips?
Judging girl #2: pleeease, we will let you spit on us while we fuck...
Dude #1: fine, but we get to trade you sluts halfway through, and do an eiffel tower

(Judging girls nod and start sucking both dude's penises and get spit on for 20 minutes.)

by The Block Captain Robert Long May 11, 2009

Dock Chip

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.

Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"

by Suzdogg April 30, 2008

The Chip Zip

Underground packaging company bent on prophylactic effect for the masses.

People: Why are we dying?
Leader: We dont have The Chip Zip!

by Zombie Nation May 11, 2008

Helper Chip

When you take too much of a dip and you use another chip to make the overload of dip not as overwhelming.

"Oh mann, thats a lotttt of dip!"

"Here, take a helper chip."

by Paris <3 May 30, 2009

Masala Chip

gods gift of a meal..(nicer with nan bread)

'reeet mucker, where u heading?'
'away fora a masala chip mate, u coming?'
'yeah i love those things'

by CheeeeeeeeZeee June 21, 2009

Chocolate chip pancake

A white nigga that has huge freckles the size of apples all over his body.

Dude 1: hey you see that new kid Isaiah that transferred here?
Dude 2: yeah he looks like a chocolate chip pancake.

by Seikinushi December 1, 2019