When you nut on your girlfriend's back while your upstairs neighbor floods their condo soaking your entire bedroom
"I can't escape living in a place where it rains indoors. This is the third Chicago Wetback in a row. I'm so over this curse"
by Theresa Jiles August 4, 2025
Get the Chicago Wetbackmug. This monolithic and gargantuan structure of unknown origin has been the centre of speculation for centuries. The awe inspiring size, shape and sturdiness of the bean has been topic of debate since its arrival in 1738. It has become a popular attraction for mere mortals to convene.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.
Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.
The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.
Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
Unknowingly co-existing with the unknown power residing inside of the Bean.
Theories of the Bean have been under speculation for many years. It is believed the government is trying to hide its true form from the public as a form of damage control. The Bean is closed off from public during the night to prevent further recordings of the supernatural happenings.
The Bean is disguised as an innocent artistic structure to the public eye however it has grown annually with rumours claiming periodical ritualistic human sacrifice correlating with its exponential growth.
Fear the unknown, fear the Bean.
by Garads July 9, 2024
Get the The BEAN (Chicago)mug. by Ecrotex March 14, 2021
Get the Chicago sausage shufflemug. Chicagoed out is a term meaning of being drunk, or really really high, even cross faded. Because Chicago is disoriented and ignorant city. It’s an unsafe feeling when chicagoed out feeling like you are Chicago.
by Jo icamp April 11, 2024
Get the Chicagoed outmug. by Chicagoated July 8, 2021
Get the Chicagomug. When someone partially swallows semen then regurgitates and sprays the entirety of the load out of their mouth towards the person who issued it.
by Ironman2140 April 13, 2015
Get the chicago snowballmug. The act of sticking your glock up your loved ones ass ...letting her shit on it then sticking the glock down her throat
by Randomshit34 February 9, 2017
Get the Chicago penetrationmug.