Chad jordan

Chad jordan is one of the fattest bitches at starkville high man pulls no bitches at all and has zero game man, tried to pull my girl and i got 12 SCREENSHOTS ON THIS NIGGA BRO MAN TRIED AND FAILED that shii is crazy yk what else is neveah aslo said that shii was small.... hat shii is wild fr

chad jordan u is a bitch... lol

by urabitch101 April 3, 2023

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Chad Kimbrel

A sweet, funny, sensitive, handsome, talented, smart guy who can have pretty much any girl he wants. If you end up with a Chad Kimbrel, consider yourself the luckiest girl in the world.

Why do you have that goofy smile on your face?
Oh, sorry, I just saw a Chad Kimbrel

by thejoyofjo October 24, 2010

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Dirty Chad

When you bend over to trim you hedges and a goat mounts you and fucks you in the ass.

I'm so sore from my goat giving me a dirty chad.

by John Abruzie April 18, 2020

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brew chad

a nice ice cold brew; key light or natty light

chad 1: yo pass me a nice cold brew chad

chad 2: yeah yeah, I could totally use a brew chad right now!

by Father Sweeny September 7, 2010

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Chad Reich

A person who consistently laughs at the expense of others while being unable to hear due to deafness in the left ear.

Hitler, Chad Reich

by theriddler101 November 6, 2010

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Chad Zoomer

This philosophy originated in the times of ye old Terra. It's follower's supposedly disappeared, rumored to have ascended to a higher plane of being. Recently, this term has been bought back from its cremated ashes by a mesiah, he refers to himself as "11, The only chad zoomer". The proponents backing this philosophy have been changed by the supposed mesiah to allow it to evolve and flourish. The theory takes a massive influence from the Fabled pioneer of bodybuilding influencers, or most often referred to as the father of modern influencers, Zyzz. A Chad zoomer is a person who only speaks the absolute truth in any circumstance, faces the most terrible problems plaguing the individual mind, A chad zoomer works in his own self-interest until he reaches the point of giving, where he is able to provide other people with the necessary proponents to become their best selves. Anyone can be a Chad zoomer, there are no restrictions on who can be a chad zoomer, as long as he fill the criteria mentioned above.

11 is such a chad Zoomer, I aspire to be like him one day.
Chad zoomers are a rare breed to come by in this plagued world.

by 11thechadzoomer May 12, 2022

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