Divine Chad

The Ultimate Man. The chad to out chad any and all chads. The Alpha male of alpha males. Not even the legendary Giga Chad can compare to this. His jawline is a strong yet perfect 116 degrees. He shlong is at least 10 inches long. His neckline is strong enough to cleave through DIAMONDS. His abs are hard enough to grind meat and cheese on them. He literally has shoulders the size of his head and veins popping out of his body. Don't try to stand up to this guy. If you try to anal rape him your spine will break just from the sheer thickness and size of his incredible ass cheeks. You picking up what I'm putting down son? You think you do but you don't. Dude is literally Divinity incarnate. Just by being in his presence Women AND Men will immediately orgasm because he has that much Chad Energy. You're happy with your wife? Dude he will steal every bitch in the country and make them his by tearing their asses apart with his diamond hard cock. Not even the N word passes unlimited power can rival this guy.

The Divine Chad across the street stole my girl yesterday.... I also need a new pair of underwear.... and pants.

by Stop That Rn December 25, 2020

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Chad Kimbrel

A sweet, funny, sensitive, handsome, talented, smart guy who can have pretty much any girl he wants. If you end up with a Chad Kimbrel, consider yourself the luckiest girl in the world.

Why do you have that goofy smile on your face?
Oh, sorry, I just saw a Chad Kimbrel

by thejoyofjo October 24, 2010

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Dirty Chad

When you bend over to trim you hedges and a goat mounts you and fucks you in the ass.

I'm so sore from my goat giving me a dirty chad.

by John Abruzie April 18, 2020

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Chad Zoomer

This philosophy originated in the times of ye old Terra. It's follower's supposedly disappeared, rumored to have ascended to a higher plane of being. Recently, this term has been bought back from its cremated ashes by a mesiah, he refers to himself as "11, The only chad zoomer". The proponents backing this philosophy have been changed by the supposed mesiah to allow it to evolve and flourish. The theory takes a massive influence from the Fabled pioneer of bodybuilding influencers, or most often referred to as the father of modern influencers, Zyzz. A Chad zoomer is a person who only speaks the absolute truth in any circumstance, faces the most terrible problems plaguing the individual mind, A chad zoomer works in his own self-interest until he reaches the point of giving, where he is able to provide other people with the necessary proponents to become their best selves. Anyone can be a Chad zoomer, there are no restrictions on who can be a chad zoomer, as long as he fill the criteria mentioned above.

11 is such a chad Zoomer, I aspire to be like him one day.
Chad zoomers are a rare breed to come by in this plagued world.

by 11thechadzoomer May 12, 2022

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