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Captain Rowan

Captain Rowan Aka deck hand and ship bitch. Leadership style similar to that of Roberto Bosio with a tendency to act like alpha male yet abandons ship when crew need him most.
To do as Captain Rowan does, disregard all others and think of yourself as a highly respected citizen and human-being. Self-confidence is everything.
by CaptainCreative September 18, 2013
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captain desmond

the captain of the "Babylon" space exploration ship played by Crazy Dan in the film "Enemas From Space"
Captain Desmond: "hey raasclaat get up ere to de bridge an roll me a spliff!
by selley November 23, 2004
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Captain Flapjacks

"YOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN FLAPJACKS IS A PANCAKE"
"no he is the KING of pancakes----and my bestie"
by spideygirl1989 January 10, 2023
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Captain Hooking

When you're anally fisting someone and your curl your index finger inside them while saying "Arrrrrr I'm plundering yer booty!"
Wanna watch Pirates of the Carribbean and enjoy some Captain Hooking after?
booty anal sex pirate
by Pirate Princess Pounder March 5, 2014
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CAPTAIN'S CRUST

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK
DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST
by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010
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Captain Like

Someone who is constantly liking things on Facebook - Can be a bit of a cock womble
Will is always liking things on Facebook all day long, he's basically captain like... and a bit of a cock womble
by ninja_mc_ninja_face May 18, 2017
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Captain Quasar

The king of the fat kids. Bigger than a planet, so he lives in space. Often will eat planets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. His special power is saying “bro” so loud, that it rips through the fabric of space time. He is a terrifying individual, who has struck fear into our galaxy. Rumor has it that an entire civilization that has developed on his stomach. He has 8 moons that orbit him.
Marvelous! Look! It’s Captain Quasar!” A horrified alien yelled as Captain Quasar devoured his planet for a daily afternoon snack.
by Patriot77🇺🇸 January 3, 2020
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