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Caleb

Caleb is a rootin’, tootin’ republican. He has 15 guns and a dead turtle’s head in his room. He doesn’t know how to speak so if he disagrees with you he just uses pure force, normally in the way of hitting you with a book.

Some people think Caleb will kill someone without motive, but I think he’ll wait until he disagrees with someone.
Eden: did u see Caleb he smacked that small child with a book
Will: yeah he’s dead
by Intheaeroplane December 3, 2020
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CALEB

A guy who cares about others, very generous, brilliant. Also an introvert but a cool vibe personality. He is the best friend a girl can have.
Caleb is God-fearing
by _ay_abbie February 8, 2022
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Caleb Farrell

Literally a feral pig with a gay attitude towards women and can’t help but jack off to underaged pillow humping porn.
by TheOPChamp February 20, 2020
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Caleb Parker House

by Calebs wife February 4, 2022
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Caleb

A cheating cunt that only thinks with there dick, shouldn’t date a Caleb or he will sleep with a pig nose bitch. Someone who as more forehead wrinkles then your grandmother
Pig nose bitch: he was just really nice and I told him he had a gf but that didn’t stop him.

The gf: your a stupid bitch

Caleb: I’m so sorry baby I’ll be the best bf ever x.
by Patrick star July 16, 2019
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Caleb

This people often aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed, can be annoying, brown or blond hair, always has either a buzz cut or a mullet, can be ugly, claims they pull girls even tho no one’s see’s them with any girls.
by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022
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Caleb downer

Most fucking obese fat motherfucker that plays rust he plays fucking rust
Yo have you heard about Caleb downer
Yeah he died of type 3 diabetes
by Monkey man420 December 20, 2023
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