Canada's history

A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man, we did Canada's history last night and it was awesome!

by ColbertFan81 February 5, 2010

canadas history

nastiest of nasty sex acts

Joe was performing some canadas history last night when his pants lit on fire.

by adudenamed_jon February 4, 2010

Canada is not real

Canada is not real. Nickelback is not real. Canada is something the illuminati made up to scare us with their free healthcare, socialism and that commie crap!

Friend: I went to Canada
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!

Friend: No I do-

Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER

The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died

by I only speak truth 69420 amogu August 8, 2021

Canada's History

A deeply deprived sex act involving a moose's antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the Stanly Cup, as described by Stephen Colbert.

Yo lets all add definitions to UD for Canada's history

by thejross February 5, 2010

Canada's History

When you're going down on your girlfriend while simultaneously eating poutine.

My girlfriend was mad cause I gave her some Canada's History last night; she spent most of the night washing cheese curds out of her beaver.

by ColbertFanDC February 4, 2010

Canada's History

While wearing a racoon skin hat, pour warm maple syrup down her back so she thinks you came. When she turns around, you knock her out with a hockey stick and start singing 'oh canada' with your member in her unconcious mouth. When she wakes up, you proceed to crap a hockey puck sized dumper on her chest.

Joe: Why is your girlfriend smelly and missing some teeth?

Me: She learned about Canada's history last night.

by Colbert Reporter February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act in which the male attaches the antlers of a moose to his head. Then, the woman must sit in the Stanly Cup (which is filled with maple syrup). Then, you pour more maple syrup into all of the female's orphases. The male then proceeds skull fuck her, then blow his load into her eyes, maul her with the antlers, then shit on her bloody corpse.

Stephen Cobert knows how to show a lady Canada's History like a pro.

by DLUMPS! February 4, 2010