Crusty

Adjective used to describe someone who is dry and thinks they're cute but really they're the ratchet crusty ugly ugly nasty hoes

OMG BECKY LOOK AT CRUSTY SARAH

by GEEGEEMARMARLMAOUVRUSTYHOE July 19, 2016

Crusty

When a person hasn't showered in so long, that they're hair is pure oil.

1. I'm the crustiest crustle I've ever crusted.
2. I'm so crusty, I can become a pizza.

by Captain_Swan October 10, 2017

crusty dot

When you eat bread crumbs from the inside of a vagina

I went down on my girlfriend she had some bread crumbs so we just did a crusty dot

by Turtle Titan 4 July 30, 2016

the crusty crab

the correct spelling of Patrick Star's name

A: Is this the Krusty Krab

B: No this is Patrick

A: Is this the Crusty Crab

B: lmao yes thank you

by The Rare Kitty September 13, 2017

Blood Crusties

The dried blood on your nose when you wake up and find you had a nosebleed in your sleep. Used as a expletive.

Oh, blood crusties, I forgot to do my homework.

Oh, blood crusties, we are having meatloaf.

by formerHSmomofthree July 4, 2016

crusty vim

Wehn ur done with some nigga's shit so u take ur shit and rub it against Vim's Ballacks. Which then u shove into said person's face

"Fuck off bitch before I crusty vim you"

by TSmTheArrow August 18, 2016

crusty

a wee girl who is uuugggly sir

fuck me sir she is crusty @olivia

by green belt October 20, 2021