The type of eyes you can get lost in. Not necessarily light in color but have the look of being lit from within . They can make you feel giddy & light headed like the fizzy drink they’re named after.
by Mister. Eee December 27, 2023
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by short bear November 14, 2023
Get the champagne problem mug.1: a woman that is very social and wont shut their fucking mouths.
2: a posh woman with Karen tendencies (commonly used by charvas)
2: a posh woman with Karen tendencies (commonly used by charvas)
charva 1: yo man, yo mama a champagne woman.
white non gigachad rizzler wannabe chav: shut your motherfucking mouth nigga
white non gigachad rizzler wannabe chav: shut your motherfucking mouth nigga
by teufort_beatz (tf2 music) February 28, 2024
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by TheBounder November 24, 2024
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(noun)
A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.
see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
(noun)
A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.
see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
by _L_C_ June 3, 2025
Get the Champagne social-Islamist mug.Is a sexual act when a man is having sex with another person (or persons) in any sex position and the person who was receiving the penis pull it out during orgasm quickly put it into their mouth to swallow the semen.
Derivatives champagne champ, champagne championship, champagne champion, champ champ, or cork popper
Derivatives champagne champ, champagne championship, champagne champion, champ champ, or cork popper
Last night Althea was the champagne champ.
I'm looking for a champagne champ.
I'm a champagne champion (champagne championship}
I'm looking for a champagne champ.
I'm a champagne champion (champagne championship}
by MrCraigos July 12, 2025
Get the Champagne champ mug.Based on a Government A system where individuals must submit a "Campaign Bill" to qualify as a presidential candidate. Once elected, a candidate's Campaign Bill automatically becomes law. This approach aims to enhance transparency and accountability by requiring candidates to publicly disclose their proposed legislation before the election.
Campaign Bills differ from standard legislative bills; they are created and submitted by presidential candidates. Only one Campaign Bill can be enacted per election, via election. Candidates cannot alter or replace their bills after qualifying, ensuring their commitments remain clear.
While skeptics and critics despised the change, the people were empowered. The people could now exercise the same authority they grant their representatives in Congress. Money in politics were nullified due to the importance of voting in the bill, not the person or their identity, platform promises or so called opinions. The public became well informed, causing the governments to put the people over pockets. Truly turning a new leaf, so much so civilians from other countries championed this radical change and revolutionized the world now explicitly for the betterment of all mankind. They're were some trivial mishaps and concerns in the beginning that got squashed 4 years later, removing gerrymandering for example. In the end after trial and error progress rapidly took place.
Campaign Bills differ from standard legislative bills; they are created and submitted by presidential candidates. Only one Campaign Bill can be enacted per election, via election. Candidates cannot alter or replace their bills after qualifying, ensuring their commitments remain clear.
While skeptics and critics despised the change, the people were empowered. The people could now exercise the same authority they grant their representatives in Congress. Money in politics were nullified due to the importance of voting in the bill, not the person or their identity, platform promises or so called opinions. The public became well informed, causing the governments to put the people over pockets. Truly turning a new leaf, so much so civilians from other countries championed this radical change and revolutionized the world now explicitly for the betterment of all mankind. They're were some trivial mishaps and concerns in the beginning that got squashed 4 years later, removing gerrymandering for example. In the end after trial and error progress rapidly took place.
So how is America, the public and military going to respond when the Campaign Bill making Trump dictator of the USA and we all get 1 million dollars a month, and enforce mandatory annoying unwise fear mongering contrarian lessons from Russian Israeli Gestapo Eels? Cause he won y'all.
by Klueade August 16, 2025
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