The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.
Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!
by stroodlemc March 12, 2024
Get the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner mug.A woman's pubes. A small, well tended bush. Nice when freshly grown out from the bald-as-a-baby Brazilian treatment.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
Can also refer to a merkin, especially if it is thin and flat.
by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky September 3, 2024
Get the Kitty Carpet mug.The act of lying completely naked on a carpet while moving forward inch-by-inch using only your hips, leaving behind a faint shit trail that will haunt the rug forever.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
Get the Carpet Ghost mug.The girl is laying on the bed, the guy is standing up and pulls the sheet she is laying on towards him and fucks her while the sheet is underneath her like she was flying on a magic carpet
by jjrymz July 24, 2017
Get the Magic Carpet Ride mug.by Matt1997 June 19, 2011
Get the Expert Carpet Cleaner mug.all that creamy shit that accumulates in your pubous, especially after coitus and on a particularly hairy individual
musty mf 1: "dude....I needa shave.... every time I have sex, I get mad carpet butter"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
musty mf 2: "are you serious bro? you should use my coupon code for dollar shave club"
by 254goblinz March 20, 2021
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