Carl

Any band follower, hanger on or random 'friend' who sits in on rehearsals be henceforth referred to as a 'Carl', this is irrespective of their gender.

'There's this Carl who keeps turning up every week. She's quite cute but between every f*cking song she asks us if she can get us some tea from the machine and frankly it's a bit off-putting'.

by Ricky 4000 February 10, 2020

Carl Sagan

Sexiest man to walk the earth.

Carl Sagan gets my dick rock hard

by Adachi_SD January 30, 2022

Carl

Carl is a just a normal Lebanese guy who loves life (def) he is vey sweet and loving idk anyone that doesn’t like this guy other than the fat guy in his class but no one likes that guy he will help you with everything I MEAN EVERYTHING and he loves everyone

Hopefully he doesn’t pass away on April 30 at 2:56 am 2025

By Mr.Nobody :) also the MCLAREN P1 IS THE BEST CAR EVER MADE

Just a normal Car guy I hope Carl is reading this the Carl my friend not a random dude from Africa (lol jk)

by anonymous April 4, 2025

Carl

Some kid, who doesn’t shower every hour, he doesn’t wear boxers, and you can smell a horrible stench from a mile away.

John: The fuck is that smell?
Chase: You talking about Carl?
John: I think. I can smell him from a mile away.

by Aka.sideways94 November 22, 2021

Carl

A guy named Carl by his parents

"hi my name is Carl"

by Yocarl November 23, 2021

hot carl

Simply a man named Carl who happens to be hot.

Me: Damn, I'm so excited for my date tonight.
Friend: With who?
Me: Hot Carl.
Friend: Who's that?
Me: His name is Carl and he's hot.

by jm2022 June 22, 2022

carl the shark

carl the shark is the smallest shark in the world he lives under the smallest pebble in the ocean so good luck finding him, but if you do you will never want to touch him. his mouth can open to the size of the largest living thing.

carl the shark will absolutely destroy you

by carl the squirrel December 2, 2020