The process of titty-fucking a female whilst placing brookside chocolate covered fruits between her breasts and taking aim for her mouth like a cannon.
by Yaa boi June 24, 2017
by Chlamydia228 April 02, 2018
The girl who has broken up multiple different relationships. Many people fall victim to the wrath of Chloe’s ability to coerce their boyfriends or even her best friends ex boyfriend.
by i love killing dogs October 17, 2022
can·non cleanse
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/
The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.
/ˈkanən/ /klenz/
The act by which a water main leak destroys your entertainment room and any, if any, incriminating evidence is washed away.
by The accommodator August 19, 2019
One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.
Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 05, 2021
A person who screws up so much and in such a manner that his ineptitude effects other insulated situations without limits.
"Jim screwed my project..."
"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"
"He wasn't even a part of it"
"Yeah but he messed up so badly it dropped all the budgets for the entire r&d department... He is such a fuck-cannon"
by Stranger 15 September 21, 2017
She is just my cannon friend. We are not in a real relationship
by mygodmike May 24, 2023