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This job is Bullshit.
by kayla1564645614 December 3, 2023
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Bullshit Hike

When a person is walking around, trying to bullshit his/her family and friends, into lending them money. But nobody wants to lend him/her any money, because the person doesn't pay back or never had a job.
John is on a bullshit hike, because he needs five hundred dollars to pay his rent.
by Tony "Tone" Vega September 16, 2016
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fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit

Sorry not sorry this shit isn’t true smd and lick a big toe
Bullshit, Dogshit, Fuckaroo name bullshit.
Fuck this urban name dictionary bullshit
by Fuck It Delete Your Phone November 23, 2021
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Bullshit Bitch

Someone who keeps/can't stop screwing up, or constantly hurts others.
She tries to help but all she does is bring everyone down. She is such a bullshit bitch.
by Proxxy October 7, 2017
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Bullshit

Mainstream media reporting “Beijing Biden
as President Elect in 2020.
Beijing Biden and his prewritten speeches are inspiring.... just kidding, they’re phony bullshit.
by Freedum-isphucked November 7, 2020
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This is fucking bullshit

What a little kid says when he signs a contract and does not read it, later making a tantrum on social media.
Bob: You cant leave the company until your contract expires

Jonesy: This is fucking bullshit
by Champy_Mode August 20, 2019
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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