by ThatIdiotWithAPlan January 21, 2022
Get the bullshitmug. A bullshit crush is when a person has a crush on someone but doesn’t have a proper reason to like the and they often confuse a crush for lust
by J57 October 13, 2023
Get the Bullshit crushmug. by C&Y BS December 25, 2018
Get the Bullshitmug. "That's some G-max bullshit right there"
by Wangomango September 19, 2021
Get the G-max bullshitmug. When someone says bullshit with some reason that is actually kind of reasonable.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Most times, you can`t find anything wrong at their reason so you either laugh or tell them to shut up.
Politicians use this to think they`re doing something GOOD. The truth is, they`re throwing away your money at some crappy shit.
When you say some of this to a teacher while you are in trouble, she/he will punish you more.
Student: You shouldn`t tell my mom that I fought with Joe today.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!
Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.
If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a
contradiction.
So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
Teacher: And why is that?
Student: If you tell her, she`ll feel bad, and you shouldn`t make someone feel bad.
Teacher: LOGICAL BULLSHIT!
Guy1: I know everything!
Guy2: Bullshit.
Guy1: If you don`t know something, you can`t explain it.
If there is something I can`t explain, I can explain it by saying "I can`t explain it", and that leads to a
contradiction.
So there is nothing I can`t explain, and there is nothing I don`t know.
Guy2: That is some serious logical bullshit.
by Jekr June 12, 2019
Get the logical bullshitmug. by 902Cold January 26, 2018
Get the barbie bullshitmug. a master bullshitter who uses manipulation and deception to charm his way into success. while bullshitter carries a decidedly negative and derisive connotation, a bullshiteer is admired, respected, and aspirational. A bullshiteer wields bullshit with the grace of an adept Wushu monk and the obsessive of a swiss watchmaker. While the bullshitter uses crude lies and deception to satisfy base, proletariat urges, the bullshiteer crafts towering tapestries of bullshit in pursuit of his noble, refined aims.
Jealous Cunt: Felix is such a bullshitter, he doesn't do shit at work but the boss loves him because he can 'present' whatever the fuck that means
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
Wise Cunt: Your jealousy just confirmed that he isn't a bullshitter, he's a bullshiteer, I wish I could be that good, I wouldn't work another day in my life
by evolutionary_biologist10 July 18, 2021
Get the bullshiteermug.