Ass Breaker

A Large turd that stretches out the asshole. These can cause bleeding if big enough. Ass breakers come from not eating enough fiber or a constipation disease.

Joe: Why are your pants stained red?
Bob: UUUGGH I just had an ass breaker in the bathroom.
Joe: Sucks for you.

by Jdeoxys November 1, 2010

Big break

To be discovered; particularly of an artist, entertainer, comedian, musician, actor or one with some other special talent.

....that was his first role and that’s all it took for him to get his big break.

by Watercup68 September 19, 2018

Berkeley Breakfast

A gratuitous sexual act involving bacon.

"Snorting coke off a hooker's ass is so 1990s. The Berkeley Breakfast is where it's at."

by HLPONY January 8, 2009

bong break

same thing as a cigarette break but with weed and a bong

I'm going for a bong break bitch.

by jbone1 April 7, 2008

budapest breakfast

A socially awkward or even silent meal.

You see that couple at the next table? They haven't said a word to each other since they sat down. It's a total Budapest breakfast.

by comradem01 February 12, 2009

break up

To cease dating/going out with somebody.

James and Brenda broke up because Brenda caught James with a beer bottle shoved up his arse.

by Saucy August 17, 2003

breaking my box

The female equivalent of breaking my balls - the lady's version of this phrase. Expresses general annoyance, especially when someone is giving you a hard time.

"This traffic is totally breaking my box."
"These stupid Fed Ex commercials break my box."
As adjective: "He is such a box-breaker."

by YBMB February 18, 2009