Super Bowl

The ultimate in bread and circuses.

80-90 million Americans will tune into the Super Bowl at some time or another getting dumbed down by commercials. About 1/64 of that will read a book during that time period.

by HumbertHumbertIsACreepyDude February 7, 2010

bowling for soup

4 fat guys from Texas. If they weren't musically gifted, they would be complete losers. I think they're good, but you dumbasses are arguing if they're good or not. I side with neither and will mock you both. First, they are a good band and this obsession with 1985, it isnt a nonsense song. It's about a woman remembering how she loved the 80's but the fans don't give a damn and don't understand the song. Second, they aren't a punk band. They might have the right to be since they were all losers in school(I'm pretty sure they were) unlike this jackasses like My Chemical Romance. They don't complain that their life sucks in their songs. And for people who think they're punk, these songs pertain to absolutely NOBODY! Everyone thinks there life sucks, but they aren't as bad as they think. You just ruin your own life. Anyway, I could have stopped at "4 fat guys from Texas"

Bowling for Soup used to be complete losers in high school.

by Hell Yeah I'm American! August 11, 2005

circling the bowl

Paramedics sometimes use this term (among each other) when a patient is about read to die or is dying.

Wasn't much I could do given the three gsw's (gun shot wounds) to his upper thorax, that dude was circling the bowl even before we arrived on scene.

by Fudge911 December 10, 2009

Bowl Cut

The act of receiving a hair cut, while on the toilet dropping a floater.

*At the barber*

Man: Hey Frank, can I get a bowl cut.
Frank: Sure sonny, take a seat.
Man: Wait, first I need to shit.
Frank: Well I'll just give you a real "bowl cut" while you're on the john.
Man: OK BUDDAY

by Therapist_Ofkids September 26, 2010

Fruit Bowl

When a guy tucks his junk behind his legs, commonly known as a 'Mangina', however with Fruit Bowling you do this then sit on someones face. The best of both worlds. So called because the view from behind resembles some sort of Fruit Bowl.

'I'm gonna Fruit Bowl Joe Kaufman tonight!'

by Felix Baker April 28, 2010

Salad Bowling

To stick ones thumb up the anus/colon of a small person (midget) and hurl across the room like a bowling ball.

Dorothy said to Toto, "do you fancy a game of Salad Bowling with these Munchkin's?"

Toto: Woof!

by VampireGUK February 25, 2008

fruit bowl

When you put your nuts inbetween your legs so that when you moon someone they see your nuts also.

When we moon the teacher mabe we should make a nice fruitbowl

by Nick EE March 5, 2003